Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is too good to be true.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A lovely cobweb
A beehive
The Question to the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
The One Ring to Rule them All
A Three of Clubs
A banana slug
A matchbox containing one living trilobite
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A mirror inset with a broken blue gem
A sample of Ice-Nine

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