Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has aspirations to rule the world.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP
A Nicolas Cage sequin pillow
A five leafed clover
A phial of Billy Bob Thornton's Blood
A wilhelm scream
An amateur painting of Christ
A Toilet
The original "Wow!" signal printout
A Mat of Dryer Lint
A Plastic Thing that looks important but you have no idea what it's for

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