Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is feverish and delusional.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An AN/PDQ-1 Multifunction Radiac
A lost soul
A Big Mac happy meal
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A Federation Communicator
A Grapefruit scented candle
A lock of Vladimir Lenin's Hair, with certificate of authenticity
A brand new dumpster
An extremely large ball of twine
An antique Wok

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